Hello everyone, this is the China Southern Airlines Ambassador.

Welcome to the China Southern Airlines Passenger Firsthand Information Channel. Here, you can experience the flight journey of a China Southern passenger in real-time. Without leaving your home, you can immerse yourself in the discomfort of having no Wi-Fi, no social distancing, sitting upright for two hours in a stiff, flat-backed seat, and not even getting a meal.

However, I am actually quite content. Next to me are two girls who smell pleasant, not foul at all (if anyone smells, it is probably me, given my hectic journey), and there was no delay!

What a privilege this is!

At this moment, the seatback is pressing against the back of my head, the seatbelt buckle is digging into my hip, my bag is crushing my feet, and the screen in front of me is displaying a podcast titled "Why We Love the Song Dynasty," while a faint odor drifts from somewhere ahead (don't worry, it was emitted too early).

I haven't even lifted my head since sitting down, racing against time to report this flight experience to you all. Why?

Because, as a wanderer, I won't land until 7:30.

I don't know at what time in China today this fragmented, rootless update will be posted.

A short poem for you all, thank you for your support.

After finishing the poem, I realized I still have a little time left, so let’s chat for another couple of bucks: there are already five hundred words in the new chapter! And it features the Big Macaque (?) Kim Seol-ri!

If heaven granted me two—no, three hours—I would definitely be able to update today.

But I have no idea when I’ll reach my hotel... because I’m landing at Hongqiao but staying in Pudong... My greatest hobby in life is donating money to airlines and Didi drivers for charity.

Why do I always stay in Pudong? Because that is the lair of the starting point.

I am about to venture deep into their nest again!

(Can the editor see this? I’m not saying you are a resident there.)

What? What if I arrive at the hotel too late?

Eat first, eat first. Come, fill your glasses; let’s chat after everyone has finished eating.

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