While others who travel through worlds become invincible kings, Qin Chuan finds himself transformed into a rotten piece of wood. Yet, what does it matter if he is merely decayed timber? He can devour, he can evolve! From the very beginning, the thrill of devouring surges forth, and as long as he continues to consume, the exhilaration never ends!.

A timid and useless recluse, whose mind is filled only with wicked thoughts he dares not act upon, awakens in another world, carrying the inherited memories of a demon cultivator. He finds himself inhabiting the body of an even more cowardly and insignificant menial servant—a lowly student of the Necromancy Department at a magic and martial arts academy. Weak and overlooked, he quietly hones his demonic arts in secret, while simultaneously mastering the dark magic of necromancy. Unbeknownst to those around him, this humble servant begins to grow at an astonishing pace, steadily overturning everyone’s expectations..

Do you think the world around you is safe? Don’t be naïve! The world’s oldest profession has never fallen into decline. Come and witness how Hou Rui transforms from an ordinary high school senior into an elite assassin, step by step. Firearms, blades, ropes, poisons, bare-handed combat—and, of course, the unseen accidents and psychological manipulation—there are endless ways to deal death... Updates daily: first chapter at noon, second at 6 p.m., with no less than 6,000 words each day. Your supervision is welcome..

The demonic path flourished while the divine path waned... When the Primordial Dragon God fell, he left behind two dragon fangs. One transformed into a peerless divine weapon—the Dragon Fang Sword... The other, infused with the Dragon God's own blood, lay in wait for the chosen inheritor to appear....

This is a land of heroes, where swords and magic reign supreme—a vast continent brimming with ambition and adventure. Here lives a bard with grand dreams, one who aspires to compose the most magnificent verses, to spread love and peace throughout the world, and to bring laughter to every soul. He hopes that even the greatest swordmasters and archmages, upon opening their mouths, will unwittingly quote lines from his works. To fulfill this ambition, he set out on a journey at the age of fifteen, traversing half the continent over a span of ten years. Yet, the more he wandered, the more destitute he became. In the end, to make ends meet, he found himself telling bawdy jokes in taverns. It is from here that our story begins… As for the tone of this book—well, isn’t it clear just from the cover? Author’s custom tags: parody, technical prowess.